A cheap and god awful God of War rip-off has been made available to buy on the Xbox store.
It’s called War Gods Zeus of Child, is priced £3.39, and lets you jankily control God of War hero Kratos.
Having bought the game and played it myself, I can tell you it is a worthless, minutes-long experience where you make Kratos slash aimlessly at a never-ending stream of enemies in an arena environment, until you give up or Kratos dies.