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Satisfactory review

Satisfactory review

I'm knee deep in a swamp doing math for aluminum production: three miners pulling ore means I'll need six…
Satisfactory breaks 100,000 concurrent players on Steam for the first time ever after its long-awaited 1

Satisfactory breaks 100,000 concurrent…

You would think that after more than five years in early access, everyone who wanted to play Satisfactory would've…
After 5 years in early access, Satisfactory is finally out—here’s what’s new in 1

After 5 years in…

In a vicious, targeted attack on my free time, automation game Satisfactory is entering full release today, a full…
How MechWarrior 5: Clans is bringing a narrative focus and intricate, handcrafted missions back to the storied series

How MechWarrior 5: Clans…

MechWarrior’s Clans are weird. If the Inner Sphere constitutes the rump remains of an interstellar Rome, then the Clans…
2024 is going to be the best year ever for factory games

2024 is going to…

Factory friends and fellow automation lovers, this is going to be—already is—a hell of a year for the factory-building…
The Crush House wanted me to make a steamy reality show, but I got tired of being told to film butts and made a nature documentary instead

The Crush House wanted…

The suburban moms are killing me.  That's what I think as I rush across the set of The Crush…
Pray the kids don’t kick over your priceless T-Rex exhibit in Two Point Museum, an upcoming new addition to the Two Point universe

Pray the kids don’t…

It’s always fun to brainstorm what the next game in the Two Point Series might be. Movie Studio? City…
Live your fantasy of being a game dev in this sim where you build an MMO, manage your team and investors, and even play your own game

Live your fantasy of…

Ever fantasize about making your own game? Probably. Ever fantasize about making your own game while running a development…
Promise Mascot Agency, the ‘world’s first open world mascot management crime drama,’ is all that and somehow more

Promise Mascot Agency, the…

It's hard to believe Promise Mascot Agency's developers believe in the words “too far.” A few minutes into the…
Crush House is a parody of reality TV with nothing real to say about its subject

Crush House is a…

When the Crush House audience includes Drama Queens, Butt Guys, and Plumbers, I make the viewers real happy by…