Tag: sim

You’re laughing—Thomas the Tank Engine is being brutalized by Unreal Engine physics, and you’re laughing

You’re laughing—Thomas the Tank…

Oh, Thomas the Tank Engine, you delightful locomotive: How we love you and your haunting homunculi visage, your community…
Out and About is exactly what I want from a foraging game and has convinced me that I could easily make a meal out of what I find in my back garden

Out and About is…

The second I’ve dropped my bags in whatever rundown cabin I’ve moved into in a farming simulator, I’m usually…
Going Medieval stole my heart with a large, cursed hole

Going Medieval stole my…

Going Medieval, the Middle Ages-themed colony sim, has finally left early access after five years of tinkering. It’s changed…
PowerWash Simulator 2 doesn’t seem like much of a sequel, but it does clean up nicely with more tools, maps, and level types

PowerWash Simulator 2 doesn’t…

I’ve been told that I play PowerWash Simulator like someone who hates themself. An entirely fair observation, as I…
How to play on the Schedule 1 beta branch for early access to new updates

How to play on…

Sometimes I can’t bear the wait, and I’m ready to try out any new gadgets or gizmos as early…
You’ve got a narrow window to nab OpenTTD on Steam for free, because Transport Tycoon Deluxe has just been un-abandonwared by Atari

You’ve got a narrow…

The figure of the tycoon is tarnished these days. All the people who are killing the planet lay claim…
Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar is shaping up to be one of my favourite farming sims since Stardew Valley, and frankly it could teach a thing or two to future games as well

Story of Seasons: Grand…

I want to preface this by saying I have played a lot—and I do mean a lot—of farming simulators…
In defense of Deus Ex: Invisible War

In defense of Deus…

Unfortunately, the week I scheduled to write about why Deus Ex: Invisible War is good actually turned out to…
The horse gamers have spoken: This new horse sim has ‘a beautiful sense of realism I haven’t felt since RDR2’

The horse gamers have…

Horse games have a reputation—a fairly earned one, I’m sad to say—for being bad. If they’re horse-accurate, they’re ugly.…
The best Umamusume: Pretty Derby builds for each horse girl

The best Umamusume: Pretty…

When it comes to winning races and completing careers, knowing the best Umamusume: Pretty Derby builds for each horse…