Planet Zoo 2 is…
If the Planet Zoo series has taught me anything it’s that I’m rubbish at animals. Sure, I’m okay with…
If they made games…
Here’s how the first few minutes of Romeo is a Dead Man go down: first, the entire cosmos floating…
Down with the monarchy!…
As that cartoon lion once famously sang before killing his uncle and shagging his cousin, I just can’t wait…
Markiplier’s Iron Lung movie…
Perhaps you recently glanced at the internet and saw the fuss about Iron Lung. The indie horror movie got…
Fragpunk could be brilliant,…
In a lot of ways, Fragpunk is much better than I expected it to be. One round the other…
The next surreal dice-rolling…
Rejoice, dear readers, for today heralds the arrival of a new Cosmo D game. Technically, it’s episode 1 of…
Keep Driving: what’s a…
When I was younger, platformers were the dominant genre, so whenever an idea came along that needed turning into…
After the brutal joys…
Some games arrive as a burst of sensation and pure delight: a handful of images and emotions and ideas…
A mysterious language, secret…
Real talk: as a deeply lazy human being, there are some games that I kind of secretly hope aren’t…
Cairn is a welcome…
As I type, Cairn protagonist Aava is squished awkwardly against a rock, hands twisted back into cracks, legs shoved…