Tag: games

I tried to stop my peasants from starving in Norland, but their lords only care about sex and holy rings

I tried to stop…

“Oh thank God, they're having sex,” I sighed as my King and his wife, Harold and Carol, finally got…
Tom & Jerry meets Rimworld in this complex city builder that’s all about throwing off the yoke of feline tyranny

Tom & Jerry meets…

Truly all-timer videogames let you do three things: Toil under the yoke of an oppressive overlord, pioneer new frontiers,…
Yoshi-P is just as confused about Final Fantasy 14 players being horny for a two-headed lizard as I am: ‘I would never have guessed this’

Yoshi-P is just as…

By some miracle, I successfully went the entirety of Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail without wanting to bone the giant…
Celebrate the holidays the way Saint Nick intended, by blasting through hordes of enemies in the best Christmas-themed FPS mods

Celebrate the holidays the…

Christmas, it is said, is a time for giving. Unless you happen to live in my house, in which…
Uh oh, I played 7 hours of Concord this weekend and immediately want back in

Uh oh, I played…

My eyes were wide and WASD fingers nimble as I booted up Concord's closed beta this weekend. I've had…
Today’s Wordle answer for Tuesday, July 16

Today’s Wordle answer for…

Sprint straight to the best bit—winning—with the answer to the July 16 (1123) Wordle. Go on, it'll only take…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 multiplayer beta kicks off in August, and this time PlayStation players aren’t getting in ahead of the rest of us

Call of Duty: Black…

In case you'd somehow forgotten that Activision is now part of the Microsoft machine, here's a stark (although not…
Here’s 3 reasons I’m actually pretty optimistic about Dragon Age: The Veilguard despite being an old school RPG sicko

Here’s 3 reasons I’m…

The response to Dragon Age: The Veilguard seems mixed, confused even. I've seen some people get pretty excited for…
Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess review

Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the…

My archers are in place, holy priestess Yoshiro is safely surrounded by woodcutters, and with a bit of luck…
Renaissance Kingdom Wars is a pleasingly simple hybrid of Crusader Kings, Total War, and Age of Empires

Renaissance Kingdom Wars is…

Indie games have resurrected a fair few nostalgic aesthetics over the years. In hindsight, it was inevitable that gorgeous…