Are you feeling lonely this Valentine’s Day? Put down the pint of ice cream and your Blu-ray copy of Manchester by the Sea, because the developers at Deconstructeam alongside Devolver Digital (who else) are giving you the opportunity to express your love for indie darling The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood with a honkin wang and some tarot cards.
This adult toy, made in collaboration with the silicone artisans at Uberrime dildos, is a custom-made monster cock based around Ábramar, an interstellar behemoth who grants the protagonist – Fortuna – their powers. While the game is loved by its audience, Ábramar’s cock is notably never pulled out, which we assume is why Eurogamer only gave it four stars out of five, while it was one of our GOTYs.
Fancy a ride? Lucky members of the public can win themselves this custom toy through a card making contest revealed on the official Destructeam Twitter page. All you’ve got to do is follow the account, like and repost the post, and create a custom desire themed card in The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood for a chance to win. Taking a look at the Uberrime website, these things tend to sell for upwards of £70, so it’s a hefty prize.
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