STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I know, I say that a lot – certainly more than I should to readers who could literally be anywhere in the world and doing anything at the times I end up addressing them. It’s justified this time though, I swear.
You see, Xbox has just announced the latest batch of Game Pass arrivals – the titles which’ll be hitting the service during September – and they’re almost all aimed at the particular genre of boring wanker I am, and that you may well be too.
September’s list of Game Pass arrivals includes no less than three games all aimed at us wetwipes, in the form of Star Trucker, Expeditions: A MudRunner Game, and Train Sim World 5. Can you hear that? It’s the sound of a thousand lads called Keith who could yak about a five-speed transmission for hours and have their day made whenever they go on a rail journey violently orgasming. Now, cover your ears and give them some privacy.
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