
I’m not sure about you, but whenever I’m scrolling a property owned by Meta (that’s Facebook or Instagram, for the most part), I get advertised these ‘splash blankets’ that promise to be 100% waterproof and provide clean, dry sheets ‘no matter what accidents might happen’. The adverts themselves are fairly innocuous; people knocking over glasses, pets coming home from their walk with wet paws, accidental dinner spillages when couples are eating dinner on their beds (for some reason).