I bought Forspoken on PS5 for £5. I didn’t want to play Forspoken at all, but I had £5. Forspoken on PS5 has sat on my desk (complete with character cards) sealed since November 17, 2023. Yes, this was a waste of £5. I’m an idiot who does stuff like this (glances over at a shelf full of Mega Drive games I can’t play as I don’t own a Mega Drive), but in recent days this pristine copy of a middling PS5 exclusive from Square Enix has started to haunt me. I no longer have a PS5 with a disc drive, so of course I want to play Forspoken more than I’ve wanted to play any other game in my life.