Exactly one year (and four days) after Baldur’s Gate 3‘s version 1.0 release, developer Larian is celebrating the highly acclaimed RPG’s first anniversary by releasing a whole bunch of revealing players stats. Which, among other things, confirm that 30 percent of the 30 percent of players who opted to sex Halsin sexed Halsin in bear form.
Larian’s newly unveiled birthday stats get pretty granular, and I’ll be glossing over the spoiler-y ones here (as well as the ones that mean absolutely nothing to me because I’m still prancing round the crash site right at the start desperately wishing I had more time to play). Instead, let us discuss the more universal revelations, such as the news 75m companion kisses have been shared in Baldur’s Gate 3 over the last year, with 27m of those landing on the lips of Shadowheart, while 15m were planted on Astarion’s puckered mouth-hole. And right at the bottom of the smoochy charts? Poor old Minthara with just 169,937 kisses. Which, let’s be honest, is probably still way above average for most people.
And while we’re on the subject of romance, it should be noted that around 197K players opted to bang Halsin in his now legendary bear form (out of the 658K players total that danced down O-street with the hunky Wood Elf Druid), while approximately 407K people were up for mind flayer tentacle sex when the opportunity arose. Absolutely no kink-shaming here.
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