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You know a Star Wars-ass name when you see one. There\u2019s something about the cadence and the mouthfeel of a name that immediately suggests it could only exist in the Star Wars setting. It\u2019s that combination of unexpected noun followed by a handful of Scrabble tiles chosen at random. It\u2019s the bare minimum effort to make an Easter egg from an easily recognizable phrase. (Looking at you, Ello Asty<\/a>). A prerequisite of a SW-AN is that it\u2019s fun to say: Jabba the Hutt is a Star Wars name, but Max Rebo is a Star Wars-ass name.<\/p>\n

Star Wars Outlaws<\/em><\/a> has its share of Star Wars-ass names, like Jet Kordo<\/a>, Sliro Ruback<\/a>, or Waka<\/a>. But are any of those the most<\/em> Star Wars-ass name? Almost definitely not: There\u2019s a whole extended universe of names out there to choose from.<\/p>\n

Before we get started, let\u2019s establish two rules for finding the most Star Wars-ass name:<\/p>\n

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  1. The character has to have appeared on screen at some point in an official property \u2014 in a cartoon, show, movie, comic, or video game. No fanfic or obscure RPG rulebooks. Call this one the Glup Shitto Rule<\/a>.\u00a0<\/li>\n
  2. It\u2019s got to be fun to say. We\u2019re calling this the Elan Sleazebaggano Rule. While Elan Sleazebaggano does appear on screen in a Star Wars movie, his name is dumb, lazy, and just no fun. We could also call this the Therm Scissorpunch<\/a> Rule, because come on<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    With that established, here are Polygon\u2019s nominees for the Most Star Wars-Ass Name. By all means, weigh in with your nominations below.<\/p>\n

    Sy Snootles<\/h2>\n

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    While the other members of Jabba\u2019s palace\/house band \u2014 Max Rebo and Droopy McCool \u2014 do have some Star Wars-ass names, lead singer Sy Snootles outdoes them. It\u2019s not just the alliteration, though that helps. It\u2019s not even that her illogical proboscis-plus-plump-lips face is undeniably a snoot (with or without the second mouth and its retractable tusks). It\u2019s that she didn\u2019t have<\/em> to be so prominent. Sy Snoodles is a bulky, jerky puppet in the 1983 version of Return of the Jedi<\/em>, and she got a full CGI remake and solo performance in the Special Edition in 1997. Which means multiple people went out of their way to make sure we got to bear witness to the glory of the Star Wars-ass name that is Sy Snootles. \u2014Jeff Parkin<\/em><\/p>\n

    Plo Koon<\/h2>\n

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    \u201cPlo Koon is so inaccessible on the outside, he’s so weird-looking. <\/em>[\u2026] In one of our story meetings, George [Lucas] said that only a person with a diseased mind likes Plo Koon.<\/em>\u201d \u2014Clone Wars<\/em> writer Henry Gilroy on a 2019 Star Wars podcast<\/p>\n

    Like Boba Fett before him, the austere, dangerous-looking background character Jedi Master Plo Koon gained a following despite doing little of importance on screen, then dying an embarrassing death. That avid following includes none other than current Star Wars master brain Dave Filoni, has a Plo Koon costume, an autographed portrait of the actor, a model of his ship, a replica lightsaber, and a bust of his head in office, and dressed as the Jedi Master<\/a> for the premiere of Revenge of the Sith<\/em>. There may literally be no one else more Plo-brained on Earth.<\/p>\n

    Thanks to Filoni\u2019s control of the Clone Wars<\/em> TV series, the wise Jedi made many appearances on the small screen, leading a loyal clone trooper battalion and giving sage advice to \u201cLittle Ahsoka.\u201d Filoni\u2019s affection for Plo Koon is why it was entirely believable when the script for The Mandalorian<\/em>\u2019s season 2 finale had Plo Koon standing in for Luke Skywalker<\/a>, so Mark Hamill\u2019s cameo could be kept secret. But what about the name? Well it\u2019s extremely<\/em> Star Wars, with a fun-to-say three-letter first name and a not even just vaguely<\/em> problematic last name. Perhaps Lucas was right. \u2014Clayton Ashley<\/em><\/p>\n

    Ponda Baba<\/h2>\n

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    I still think of Ponda Baba as a turning point in my Star Wars fandom. Writing for a long-ago roundup much like this one, but about Star Wars characters that deserved a spin-off, I joked that the tarantula-faced guy who gets his arm cut off in A New Hope<\/em> really deserved more attention and his own side story. Then I started looking into it, and found out that Ponda Baba not only has a name and a species (Aqualish), he\u2019d eventually developed an extensive backstory<\/a> in Star Wars spin-off comics and stories. (This was all before his cameo in Rogue One<\/em><\/a>.)\u00a0<\/p>\n

    This was the point where I finally accepted that Star Wars canon had far outpaced me, I was never going to catch up, and I didn\u2019t really want to. The urge to treat every tiny moment of a good story as ponderously important and ripe for exploration and exploitation hasn\u2019t done the Star Wars universe any good and even removing the vast majority of the written work from the canon<\/a> didn\u2019t help. Ponda Baba did not need to become a complex, trenchant source of character drama. But he does have a great name. Say it, and you sound like you\u2019re trying to gargle with a mouth full of cotton balls. \u2014Tasha Robinson<\/em><\/p>\n

    Keef Girgo<\/h2>\n

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    Keef Girgo isn\u2019t a real person in the Star Wars universe \u2014 it\u2019s the fake name Cassian Andor assumes<\/a> in episode 7 of Andor <\/em>when he runs into some legal trouble by being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The name has a great Star Wars flow \u2014 both words are more like throat-sounds than names \u2014 and it is endlessly fun to say out loud. But what I like most about it is, it\u2019s an invention of a character within the universe, seemingly poking fun at how ridiculous the names he\u2019s constantly surrounded by are.<\/p>\n

    The name also caused me to spontaneously break out into a West Side Story <\/em>parody, and it\u2019s rarely left my head since. So sing along:<\/p>\n

    \u201cKeef. Girgo. Keef! Girgo! Say it loud, and there\u2019s (cantina) music playing. Say it soft and it\u2019s almost like (a tauntaun) braying. Keef Girgo! I cannot stop saying Keef Girgo!\u201d \u2014Pete Volk<\/em><\/p>\n

    Soon Bayts<\/h2>\n

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    Gather \u2019round, children, to hear the legend of Jedi Master Soon Bayts. Once upon a time, Sue Rostoni was a comics editor at Lucas Licensing, who was known \u2014 or at least known by writer Randy Stradley (now Vice President of Publishing for Dark Horse Comics) \u2014 to be a stickler for titles. Specifically, he noticed that he couldn\u2019t simply refer to Yoda or Mace Windu without Rostoni changing it to \u201cMaster Yoda\u201d or \u201cMaster Windu.\u201d And for the 2000 miniseries Star Wars: Jedi Council: Acts of War<\/em>, he stuck a little joke in his script to catch her in the act.\u00a0<\/p>\n

    \u201cI introduced a completely unimportant tertiary Jedi character named Soon Baytes,\u201d Stradley wrote<\/a> on the boards of The Force.net in 2008, \u201choping that she would be going through the script, come across the character, and change him to “Master Baytes,” and I could say “gotcha!” and then change the character’s name to something more suitable.\u201d<\/p>\n

    Master Bayts, you see. (If you don\u2019t, try saying it out loud.) Unfortunately, Rostoni didn\u2019t catch it (in a 2005 forum post, she explained that someone other than her had edited that particular script), Stradley never had the chance to edit it, it went to print (with the \u201cBayts\u201d spelling), and now it\u2019s canon. Subsequent mentions of Bayts have been extremely minor (understandably), but thanks to the quiet efforts of Star Wars writers like Haden Blackman<\/a> and Abel G. Pe\u00f1a<\/a>, the legend of Master Bayts lives on. \u2014Susana Polo<\/em><\/p>\n

    Doctor Mandible<\/h2>\n

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    Hammerhead. Walrus Man. Prune Face. Squid Head. Early Star Wars character-naming rules, delivered via Topps trading cards and Kenner action figures, didn\u2019t quite fit the mold of modern-age Star Wars-ass names. Before the days when the poor souls at Lucasfilm were forced to catalog and uniquely name every alien species and on-screen character, we had guys like Yak Face and Snaggletooth. Today, we occasionally get rare exceptions in this style, like Two Tubes, a guy (well, a pair<\/a> of guys<\/a>) whose identity derives from his breathing apparatus.<\/p>\n

    That\u2019s why I love The Mandalorian<\/em>\u2019s Doctor Mandible, a throwback to the wilder west of the Star Wars galaxy, when a weirdo alien\u2019s defining physical feature was half of their name. We know two things about Doctor Mandible: He is a doctor, and he is a giant ant. (Well, three things: He\u2019s apparently fond of the card game sabacc.)<\/p>\n

    The Mandalorian<\/em> gave us everything we really needed to know about Doctor Mandible. There is no need for a follow-up, a lore explainer, or a From A Certain Point of View<\/em><\/a> short story. This ant-man, who has received a doctorate, exists in Star Wars. I don\u2019t even need to know what kind of doctor he is. He is simply\u2026 Doctor Mandible. \u2014Michael McWhertor<\/em><\/p>\n

    Salacious B. Crumb <\/h2>\n

    \"Salacious<\/p>\n

    Continuing the trend of names that are actually just adjectives (I\u2019m looking at you, Savage Oppress), Salacious B. Crumb is the cackling pet\/sidekick to Jabba the Hutt first encountered in Return of the Jedi<\/em>. He has maybe a total of five minutes of screen time, mostly spent laughing at the misfortune of Jabba\u2019s victims.<\/p>\n

    Officially, Salacious B. Crumb is a Kowakian monkey-lizard. While he\u2019s only featured in a handful of scenes, this is a George Lucas movie, so he needed a name. If legend is to be believed<\/a>, Return of the Jedi<\/em> puppeteer (and eventual Mad God<\/em> director<\/a>) Phil Tippett was one of the people handed the task. A few beers later, he slurred the word \u201cshoelaces\u201d while attempting to tie his shoes. While Lucas initially rejected the name, he massaged it into \u201cSalacious\u201d and gave added \u201cCrumb\u201d as a tribute to underground comic artist Robert Crumb.  <\/p>\n

    Salacious was brought to life by sculptor Tony McVey, who gave the strange animal a combination of fur, leathery skin, beady eyes, and a beak that would eventually peck out C-3PO\u2019s eyes. While the little gremlin eventually met an untimely demise, his haunting laughter, mischievous demeanor, and Star Wars-ass name have made him one of the more memorable creatures of the original trilogy. \u2014Alice Jovanee<\/em><\/p>\n

    Sio Bibble<\/h2>\n

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    No name on this list is as fun to say as that of the Governor of Naboo from Star Wars: Episode I \u2014 The Phantom Menace.<\/em> It\u2019s the perfect combination of a punchy first name that\u2019s zippy to say, and a last name that descends into absolute gibberish by three letters in. More importantly though, it\u2019s a last name that\u2019s at least two syllables shorter than it should be, which is also a key tenant of great Star Wars names. Saying \u201cSio Bibble\u201d is like climbing a staircase, only for the steps to disappear midway through and leave you plummeting into the Grand Canyon. It\u2019s a sudden, steep drop that makes you sound like a vaudeville performer who got yanked from the stage halfway through some insulting crowd work. In other words, it\u2019s a beautiful, and perfectly Star Wars-ass name.\u00a0\u2014Austen Goslin<\/em><\/p>\n

    Babu Frik<\/h2>\n

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    I love Babu Frik<\/a>. He\u2019s like a balding Mogwai with an engineering degree. He shows up for approximately two minutes total in Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker<\/em><\/a>, which also happens to be my two favorite minutes in that film’s entire runtime. I love his gibberish alien baby-talk; I love his wispy whiskers and eyebrows; I love his teeny-tiny welding tools and teeny-tiny welding glasses. Most of all, I love his name, which I\u2019ve just taken to saying out loud in the most nasally voice possible while in the midst of writing this paragraph.<\/p>\n

    Babu Frik is just a weird little guy in a sci-fi franchise in part known for its proud lineage of weird little guys. He\u2019s certainly not the weirdest, nor is he even the littlest. But y\u2019know something? He\u2019s my<\/em> weird little guy! I love him. Not only that, but I love how he pronounces his name. Ba-bu Fre-ek. Like if you were to mispronounce \u201cuwu\u201d and the word \u201cfreak\u201d together with a little \u201cB\u201d at the beginning. He\u2019s just a little guy in a big wild world, using his skills as a droidsmith to earn a living, while he\u2019s also down to fly in the passenger seat of a starfighter against the First Order. With all that said, why wouldn\u2019t you love him?! \u2014Toussaint Egan<\/em><\/p>\n

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    You know a Star Wars-ass name when you see one. There\u2019s something about the cadence and the mouthfeel of a name that immediately suggests it could only exist in the Star Wars setting. It\u2019s that combination of unexpected noun followed by a handful of Scrabble tiles chosen at random. It\u2019s the bare minimum effort to make an Easter egg from an easily recognizable phrase. (Looking at you, Ello Asty). A prerequisite of a SW-AN is that it\u2019s fun to say: Jabba the Hutt is a Star Wars name, but Max Rebo is a Star Wars-ass name. Star Wars Outlaws has its share of Star Wars-ass names, like Jet Kordo, Sliro Ruback, or Waka. But are any of those the most Star Wars-ass name? Almost definitely…<\/p>\n

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