{"id":895066,"date":"2025-12-23T06:57:18","date_gmt":"2025-12-23T06:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ErNkywiqgkLdWw4nSkRaH7"},"modified":"2025-12-23T06:57:18","modified_gmt":"2025-12-23T06:57:18","slug":"ff14-players-skip-over-perfectly-serviceable-catboy-to-thirst-relentlessly-over-a-giant-two-headed-lizard-jerk-instead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/ff14-players-skip-over-perfectly-serviceable-catboy-to-thirst-relentlessly-over-a-giant-two-headed-lizard-jerk-instead\/","title":{"rendered":"FF14 players skip over perfectly serviceable catboy to thirst relentlessly over a giant, two-headed lizard jerk instead"},"content":{"rendered":"<article>\n<p>Final Fantasy 14 is known for its pretty, fanbase-fuelling men\u2014and they typically share a few common characteristics between them.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re <em>usually <\/em>chiselled, handsome, beard-free husbands with a soft, sometimes boyish appeal. The one exception to this is Emet Selch, who reads as more of an exhausted middle-aged man (or perhaps an elderly millennial) trapped in a twink&#8217;s body. This rule, however, typically stands. I&#8217;m a victim of it myself, if my writer bio is anything to go by.<\/p>\n<p>So naturally, the thirst object of brand-new expansion Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail is (checking my notes, here) a\u2026 uh. It&#8217;s a two-headed lizard man. Hm.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right\u2014despite the fact that Koana, a beautiful, pretty, bespectacled, shy, wonderfully voiced cat boy is standing <em>right there, <\/em>the FF14 fanbase appears to have walked past him like a pet ignoring a freshly unpacked bed just to sit in a cardboard box. To illustrate this, here&#8217;s a beautifully rendered image of <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/PigeonPii\/status\/1810323717420888377\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bakool Ja Ja in a maid outfit<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure inline-layout\" data-bordeaux-image-check >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:582px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:146.05%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"MNuLf9LAzMjjs7YEVKs6QH\" name=\"Screenshot 2024-07-09 112254\" alt=\"A post that reads: \"Bakool .... Ja ja... \ud83e\ude77\" with an image of Bakool Ja Ja, a two-headed lizard man, serving tacos in a maid outfit.\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/ff14-players-skip-over-perfectly-serviceable-catboy-to-thirst-relentlessly-over-a-giant-two-headed-lizard-jerk-instead.png\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"1\" width=\"582\" height=\"850\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" class=\"expandable\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption itemprop=\"caption description\" class=\" inline-layout\"><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"copyrightHolder\">(Image credit: @PigeonPii on Twitter\/X.)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>As someone who wrapped the Main Scenario Quest up recently, this is extraordinarily funny. Bakool Ja Ja\u2014and I&#8217;m taking care to avoid spoilers for the <strong>latter half<\/strong> of the story here\u2014is a comprehensive jerk.<\/p>\n<p>He takes almost every opportunity he can to cause problems, unleash terrors, and commit assault. Almost all of his screen time is spent cackling like a Saturday morning cartoon villain\u2014every single idea he has is poorly thought out, and fails catastrophically. He is a schoolyard bully wrapped in a pile of failure. He literally steps on your tacos (not a metaphor, thank god) at one point out of sheer spite.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, he is around nine feet tall, has big pecs and back muscles, and y&#8217;know. Two heads. That&#8217;s fun. I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Spearheading the Bakool Ja Ja propaganda campaign is a poor and blighted soul who has actually straight-up renamed their <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/azurelephant\/status\/1809334259154395488\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">in-game character to<\/a> &#8220;BakoolJaJa&#8217;s Babygirl&#8221; in an astounding act of commitment to\u2026 well, it&#8217;s not a joke if it&#8217;s earnest, is it? One <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/azurelephant\/status\/1809574001519534179\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">tweet of theirs<\/a> doing the rounds depicts Bakool Ja Ja in the throes of ecstasy with the quote: &#8220;Bakool Ja Ja when I give him the Bakool Job Job if you know what I&#8217;m [saying].&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They are, at present, freaking out about the fact <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/kotaku.com\/final-fantasy-14-dawntrail-players-thirsty-bakool-ja-ja-1851580847\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kotaku<\/a> managed to write about this before I did (hello, I&#8217;m here to make things worse).<\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure inline-layout\" data-bordeaux-image-check >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:590px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:89.32%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"dY2qUxBkuw7HNxRVvaar6c\" name=\"Screenshot 2024-07-09 112549\" alt=\"A post that reads, incomprehensibly, \"ASLKJGSDLGSDG?S?????G S?D G?G MY GOD STATUS ? ? DSG JH LKKFDNLKFDK\"\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/ff14-players-skip-over-perfectly-serviceable-catboy-to-thirst-relentlessly-over-a-giant-two-headed-lizard-jerk-instead-1.png\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"1\" width=\"590\" height=\"527\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" class=\"expandable\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption itemprop=\"caption description\" class=\" inline-layout\"><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"copyrightHolder\">(Image credit: @bakooljaja on Twitter\/X.)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There&#8217;s no possible preamble I can write that&#8217;ll prepare you, psychically, for the batch of Bakool Ja Ja fanart that&#8217;ll greet you if you search the character&#8217;s name on Twitter. Here&#8217;s another one of him in a <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/ishi_kub9\/status\/1810376820103282872\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">maid outfit<\/a>, here&#8217;s one of <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/itsmeishmi\/status\/1810545429290836143\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">him in a bikini<\/a>. There is one of him being &#8220;milked&#8221;, which I don&#8217;t want to link here because it means I&#8217;m going to have to look at it again.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like this entire thing is a cognitohazard, because the more time I spend considering the pros and cons of some blessed sibling loving, the more I sort of <em>get <\/em>it. We&#8217;re going to get into <strong>spoilers for the latter half of <\/strong>Dawntrail&#8217;s story now. Away with thee if you haven&#8217;t finished it.<\/p>\n<p>Bakool Ja Ja does do a 180, and he <em>does <\/em>wind up being a sympathetic character in the end\u2014revealing that he is, essentially, a spoilt-rotten golden child with heaps of expectation placed upon his shoulders, desperate to stop attempts to create more two-headed lizard people like him because, uh, most don&#8217;t make it to adulthood. It&#8217;s pretty grim.<\/p>\n<p>This feels, more than his buff stature or implied twin genitalia, like the biggest contributing factor. Bullies aren&#8217;t inherently hot, but a bully with a tragic backstory? Now that&#8217;s fanfiction fodder, baby. Anyway, I&#8217;m going to go back to <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/final-fantasy\/say-what-you-like-about-final-fantasy-14-dawntrail-s-story-but-these-bosses-and-dungeons-are-some-of-the-dev-s-best-work-so-far\/\">enjoying my Expert Roulette<\/a> while bleaching this whole thing out of my memory. Godspeed, lizard lovers, you&#8217;re doing Zodiark&#8217;s work.<\/p>\n<\/article>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/final-fantasy\/ff14-players-skip-over-perfectly-serviceable-catboy-to-thirst-over-a-giant-two-headed-lizard-jerk-instead\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Final Fantasy 14 is known for its pretty, fanbase-fuelling men\u2014and they typically share a few common characteristics between them. They&#8217;re usually chiselled, handsome, beard-free husbands with a soft, sometimes boyish appeal. The one exception to this is Emet Selch, who reads as more of an exhausted middle-aged man (or perhaps an elderly millennial) trapped in a twink&#8217;s body. This rule, however, typically stands. I&#8217;m a victim of it myself, if my writer bio is anything to go by. So naturally, the thirst object of brand-new expansion Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail is (checking my notes, here) a\u2026 uh. It&#8217;s a two-headed lizard man. Hm. That&#8217;s right\u2014despite the fact that Koana, a beautiful, pretty, bespectacled, shy, wonderfully voiced cat boy is standing right there, the FF14 fanbase&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"excerpt-more\"><a class=\"blog-excerpt button\" href=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/ff14-players-skip-over-perfectly-serviceable-catboy-to-thirst-relentlessly-over-a-giant-two-headed-lizard-jerk-instead\/\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":895067,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[336],"tags":[1333,748,34],"class_list":["post-895066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pc-gamer","tag-final-fantasy","tag-games","tag-rpg"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>FF14 players skip over perfectly serviceable 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