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The Hades 2 technical test<\/a> is currently live for those lucky enough to have gotten access, and I can confirm that Supergiant Games\u2019 highly anticipated (and first ever) sequel is exactly what it should be, and then some. I had a feeling Hades 2 would be good from the moment I booted up the game and heard the\u2026<\/p>\n

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The Hades 2 technical test is currently live for those lucky enough to have gotten access, and I can confirm that Supergiant Games\u2019 highly anticipated (and first ever) sequel is exactly what it should be, and then some. 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