{"id":592939,"date":"2026-03-19T05:21:41","date_gmt":"2026-03-19T05:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/cortana-just-watched-master-chief-have-sex"},"modified":"2026-03-19T05:21:41","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T05:21:41","slug":"cortana-just-watched-master-chief-have-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/cortana-just-watched-master-chief-have-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Cortana just watched Master Chief have sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/cortana-just-watched-master-chief-have-sex.jpg\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>\nThe latest episode of the Halo TV show has aired and, well, Master Chief had sex.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nNot content with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/paramounts-halo-reveals-master-chiefs-face\">taking his helmet off<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/after-revealing-master-chiefs-face-the-halo-tv-series-has-now-shown-his-nude-bum\">getting his bum out<\/a>, the Spartan warrior has now gone all the way. <\/p>\n<p>\nPresumably it&#8217;s all part of the &#8220;mission statement&#8221; to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/master-chief-removes-helmet-in-halo-tv-series-to-show-his-human-side-says-343-industries\">show more of the character&#8217;s human side<\/a>. <strong>Spoilers follow<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/cortana-just-watched-master-chief-have-sex\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/cortana-just-watched-master-chief-have-sex\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest episode of the Halo TV show has aired and, well, Master Chief had sex. Not content with taking his helmet off and getting his bum out, the Spartan warrior has now gone all the way. Presumably it&#8217;s all part of the &#8220;mission statement&#8221; to show more of the character&#8217;s human side. Spoilers follow. 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