{"id":1713536,"date":"2026-10-08T17:58:07","date_gmt":"2026-10-08T17:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/umNFSZvoZDFa642VUuJ8Pe"},"modified":"2026-10-08T17:58:07","modified_gmt":"2026-10-08T17:58:07","slug":"i-have-added-roving-bands-of-militant-furries-to-grand-theft-auto-5-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/i-have-added-roving-bands-of-militant-furries-to-grand-theft-auto-5-2\/","title":{"rendered":"I have added roving bands of militant furries to Grand Theft Auto 5"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Los Santos Customs<\/div>\n
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I’m modding GTA 5 every day in a quest to either transform it into a PC version of GTA 6 or break it entirely. Come back tomorrow to find out what new horrible thing I’ve done to Rockstar’s baby, or check out what I got up to earlier<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Let’s get one thing out of the way: I think we, as a society, as a people, are generally fine with furries at this point. The phenomenon of ragging on furry subculture has been, gladly, consigned to the dustbin of history. It’s a 2010 disease from which we have convalesced. Let nothing I write from here on be taken as a slight against them.<\/p>\n

That being said, it is very funny to give someone in a fursuit a gun and a military objective.<\/p>\n

I have installed, well, two mods actually. The first, preliminary mod is Gang and Turf Mod<\/a>, which adds a sort of gang war system in the vein of GTA: San Andreas. Different factions will wage war over areas of Los Santos, from the heart of downtown up to the podunk rural hamlets in the north.<\/p>\n

Then I installed the main course: Furry Gang for Gang and Turf Mod<\/a>, which festoons the city streets with murderers in wolf outfits who are here to take their corners with blood and gunpowder. There are other gangs\u2014gangs installed by default with the base mod\u2014but I honestly didn’t pay much attention to them. Some of them were in suits? They truly all got steamrolled by the marauding bands of fursuited raiders.<\/p>\n

Like an embedded reporter in a war, I followed one band of armed furries into battle. Dodging cars, they dispatched most of their foes pretty quickly, but then a tornado manifested and started whipping them into the sky. At one point, I punched one of them, mostly out of overstimulation. Then I got eaten by the tornado too. Then I teleported somewhere else. Nearby, on a ridge, was a single furry in a purple suit, immobile and gazing, planning some future conquest.<\/p>\n

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(Image credit: Rockstar)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

All of these things happened.<\/p>\n

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