{"id":1705205,"date":"2026-09-30T08:13:55","date_gmt":"2026-09-30T08:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ZHrxZt5h9MwG9tFyjusqy3"},"modified":"2026-09-30T08:13:55","modified_gmt":"2026-09-30T08:13:55","slug":"how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/","title":{"rendered":"How every major character in Dostoevsky&#8217;s Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<article>\n<p>All other games writers are cowards. Wealth and power have conspired to intimidate them into silence, to concern themselves with trifles instead of things that actually matter. Not me, though. I&#8217;m brave, and strong; my voice won&#8217;t be quieted. I don&#8217;t care about the consequences that come for speaking the truth. Here is the article no other outlet dares write.<\/p>\n<p>Here is how the main characters of Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1.<\/p>\n<div class=\"card card--standard card--rows-2 card--align-inline\">\n<div class=\"card-image-widthsetter\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%\" class=\"card__image\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg\" alt=\"Raskolnikov in Crime and Punishment (1970).\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card__content\">\n<h3 class=\"card__title\">Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov<\/h3>\n<div class=\"card__description-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"card__description\">\n<p>Rodya&#8217;s melee specialisation would steer him well through the Pillar of Autumn, where close quarters let him get up and close with grunts and elites, but I&#8217;m sceptical of his ability to operate autonomously in the broader, ranged theatres of Truth and Reconciliation. Assuming for the sake of argument that he was able to familiarise himself with the rhythm of focusing plasma fire to take out enemy shields before switching rapidly to the M6 pistol to finish them off, I think he would go to pieces in 343 Guilty Spark, where the horror and human tragedy of the Flood&#8217;s first appearance would traumatise him to the point of paralysis.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card card--standard card--rows-2 card--align-inline\">\n<div class=\"card-image-widthsetter\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%\" class=\"card__image\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1-1.jpg\" alt=\"Razumikhin in Crime and Punishment (1970).\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card__content\">\n<h3 class=\"card__title\">Dmitri Prokofyich Razumikhin<\/h3>\n<div class=\"card__description-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"card__description\">\n<p>Razumikhin, whose name more-or-less translates to Brain Guy, would undoubtedly prove himself a canny strategist, but his hard core of empathetic humanity would turn from asset to obstacle when it came time to butcher a room filled with sleeping grunts in Assault on the Control Room. Ultimately, Razumikhin&#8217;s odds of survival would depend on whether his was a singleplayer or co-op campaign, as in the latter case he would be an adept support to a more ruthless warrior, who could make up for Dmitri&#8217;s softer, academic inclinations.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card card--standard card--rows-1 card--align-center\">\n<div class=\"card-image-widthsetter\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%\" class=\"card__image\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1-2.jpg\" alt=\"Marmeladov in Crime and Punishment (1970).\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card__content\">\n<h3 class=\"card__title\">Semyon Zakharovich Marmeladov<\/h3>\n<div class=\"card__description-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"card__description\">\n<p>Crushed by Warthog.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card card--standard card--rows-2 card--align-inline\">\n<div class=\"card-image-widthsetter\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%\" class=\"card__image\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1-3.jpg\" alt=\"Sonya in Crime and Punishment (1970).\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card__content\">\n<h3 class=\"card__title\">Sofya Semyonovna Marmeladova<\/h3>\n<div class=\"card__description-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"card__description\">\n<p>As the moral heart of Dostoevsky&#8217;s novel, Sofya seems ill-suited to the demands that Bungie&#8217;s seminal 2001 first-person shooter would place on her. But don&#8217;t count her out; she is perhaps the book&#8217;s most indefatigable character, refusing to abandon Raskolnikov to his shame and guilt over an unforgivable crime much as she might refuse to leave a platoon of marines without Scorpion tank support. Her weakness is not her combat strength but rather her intense religious faith, which could plausibly see her sign up with the Covenant as Halo 1&#8217;s closest analogue to the Russian Orthodox Church.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card card--standard card--rows-2 card--align-inline\">\n<div class=\"card-image-widthsetter\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%\" class=\"card__image\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1-4.jpg\" alt=\"Avdotya in Crime and Punishment (1970).\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card__content\">\n<h3 class=\"card__title\">Avdotya Romanovna Raskolnikova<\/h3>\n<div class=\"card__description-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"card__description\">\n<p>Raskolnikov&#8217;s sister Dunya would absolutely tank the entire thing solo. Legendary difficulty, all skulls on. She&#8217;s using backpack reloads and animation cancels to put ceaseless fire down range as she proceeds swiftly across classic levels like The Silent Cartographer. She knows all the level skips but doesn&#8217;t use them. <3-hour completion time.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card card--standard card--rows-1 card--align-center\">\n<div class=\"card-image-widthsetter\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%\" class=\"card__image\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1-5.jpg\" alt=\"Svidrigailov in Crime and Punishment (1970).\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card__content\">\n<h3 class=\"card__title\">Arkady Ivanovich Svidrigailov<\/h3>\n<div class=\"card__description-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"card__description\">\n<p>Banned for comments on voice chat. Last online a year ago.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card card--standard card--rows-2 card--align-inline\">\n<div class=\"card-image-widthsetter\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%\" class=\"card__image\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1-6.jpg\" alt=\"Luzhin in Crime and Punishment (1970).\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card__content\">\n<h3 class=\"card__title\">Pyotr Petrovich Luzhin<\/h3>\n<div class=\"card__description-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"card__description\">\n<p>Dunya&#8217;s doughy husband-to-be would fare poorly practically from the outset. In co-op, he would demand to drive all the vehicles but would not be skilled at it, and his insistence on hoarding rare and powerful weapons like the M41 SPNKr rocket launcher would dramatically decrease the combat effectiveness of his unit. In solo, these issues would remain, with the added drawback that he has no squad to make up for his deficiencies. One also cannot discount the possibility he would simply be so weird about Cortana he would be summarily executed by Captain Keyes.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card card--standard card--rows-2 card--align-inline\">\n<div class=\"card-image-widthsetter\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 100%\" class=\"card__image\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1-7.jpg\" alt=\"Porfiry in Crime and Punishment (1970).\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card__content\">\n<h3 class=\"card__title\">Porfiry Petrovich<\/h3>\n<div class=\"card__description-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"card__description\">\n<p>Quietly survived the events on Alpha Halo several years ago. If you search you will find him in Halo Infinite, which he&#8217;s not loving. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/halo\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All other games writers are cowards. Wealth and power have conspired to intimidate them into silence, to concern themselves with trifles instead of things that actually matter. Not me, though. I&#8217;m brave, and strong; my voice won&#8217;t be quieted. I don&#8217;t care about the consequences that come for speaking the truth. Here is the article no other outlet dares write. Here is how the main characters of Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1. Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov Rodya&#8217;s melee specialisation would steer him well through the Pillar of Autumn, where close quarters let him get up and close with grunts and elites, but I&#8217;m sceptical of his ability to operate autonomously in the broader, ranged theatres of&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"excerpt-more\"><a class=\"blog-excerpt button\" href=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1705206,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[336],"tags":[91,748,140],"class_list":["post-1705205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pc-gamer","tag-fps","tag-games","tag-halo"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>How every major character in Dostoevsky&#039;s Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1 | Arcader News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"All other games writers are cowards. Wealth and power have conspired to intimidate them into silence, to concern themselves with trifles instead of things\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"How every major character in Dostoevsky&#039;s Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1 | Arcader News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"All other games writers are cowards. Wealth and power have conspired to intimidate them into silence, to concern themselves with trifles instead of things\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Arcade News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2026-09-30T08:13:55+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"480\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"270\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Arcade News\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Arcade News\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Arcade News\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/8460f5e5076b52fb2369f2f7ce6f2839\"},\"headline\":\"How every major character in Dostoevsky&#8217;s Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-09-30T08:13:55+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":475,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2026\\\/09\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"fps\",\"games\",\"halo\"],\"articleSection\":[\"PC Gamer\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/\",\"name\":\"How every major character in Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1 | Arcader News\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2026\\\/09\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-09-30T08:13:55+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/8460f5e5076b52fb2369f2f7ce6f2839\"},\"description\":\"All other games writers are cowards. Wealth and power have conspired to intimidate them into silence, to concern themselves with trifles instead of things\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2026\\\/09\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2026\\\/09\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg\",\"width\":480,\"height\":270,\"caption\":\"How every major character in Dostoevsky\u2019s Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"How every major character in Dostoevsky&#8217;s Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/\",\"name\":\"Arcade News\",\"description\":\"Free Arcade News from the Best Online Sources\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/8460f5e5076b52fb2369f2f7ce6f2839\",\"name\":\"Arcade News\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/3fea48a614d86edd987bc7bb25f4707c69546d4b1f78ad4aa20b26316bad1f9d?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/3fea48a614d86edd987bc7bb25f4707c69546d4b1f78ad4aa20b26316bad1f9d?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/3fea48a614d86edd987bc7bb25f4707c69546d4b1f78ad4aa20b26316bad1f9d?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Arcade News\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/cricketgames.tv\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/arcader.org\\\/news\\\/author\\\/arcade-news\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"How every major character in Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1 | Arcader News","description":"All other games writers are cowards. Wealth and power have conspired to intimidate them into silence, to concern themselves with trifles instead of things","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"How every major character in Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1 | Arcader News","og_description":"All other games writers are cowards. Wealth and power have conspired to intimidate them into silence, to concern themselves with trifles instead of things","og_url":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/","og_site_name":"Arcade News","article_published_time":"2026-09-30T08:13:55+00:00","og_image":[{"width":480,"height":270,"url":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Arcade News","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Arcade News","Est. reading time":"2 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/"},"author":{"name":"Arcade News","@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/#\/schema\/person\/8460f5e5076b52fb2369f2f7ce6f2839"},"headline":"How every major character in Dostoevsky&#8217;s Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1","datePublished":"2026-09-30T08:13:55+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/"},"wordCount":475,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg","keywords":["fps","games","halo"],"articleSection":["PC Gamer"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/","url":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/","name":"How every major character in Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1 | Arcader News","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg","datePublished":"2026-09-30T08:13:55+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/#\/schema\/person\/8460f5e5076b52fb2369f2f7ce6f2839"},"description":"All other games writers are cowards. Wealth and power have conspired to intimidate them into silence, to concern themselves with trifles instead of things","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1.jpg","width":480,"height":270,"caption":"How every major character in Dostoevsky\u2019s Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/how-every-major-character-in-dostoevskys-crime-and-punishment-would-fare-if-they-had-to-survive-the-plot-of-halo-1\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"How every major character in Dostoevsky&#8217;s Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/#website","url":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/","name":"Arcade News","description":"Free Arcade News from the Best Online Sources","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/#\/schema\/person\/8460f5e5076b52fb2369f2f7ce6f2839","name":"Arcade News","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3fea48a614d86edd987bc7bb25f4707c69546d4b1f78ad4aa20b26316bad1f9d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3fea48a614d86edd987bc7bb25f4707c69546d4b1f78ad4aa20b26316bad1f9d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3fea48a614d86edd987bc7bb25f4707c69546d4b1f78ad4aa20b26316bad1f9d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Arcade News"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/cricketgames.tv"],"url":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/author\/arcade-news\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1705205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1705207,"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705205\/revisions\/1705207"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1705206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1705205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1705205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1705205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}