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Robots are just PCs that can walk around, and these days they’re doing a lot more than just going for a stroll. Christopher Livingston doesn’t trust them, not one bit, and is reporting on their movements monthly\u2014and this month, Lincoln Carpenter did it, too.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This week, Beijing will host the second annual World Humanoid Robot Games. Gaining initial attention last year as a sort of inaugural robot Olympics<\/a>, the event features thousands of humanoid robots operated by hundreds of teams, competing in over 50 events ranging from weightlifting to simulated fire rescue.<\/p>\n

This year, the World Humanoid Robot Games is once again generating buzz, thanks to a circulating video showing one of its competing robot runners experiencing a spectacular malfunction as it sprints at full speed into a barrier with reckless disregard for anything other than moving fast\u2014an incident that is in no way a metaphor for the state of current technological endeavor.<\/p>\n

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WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the \u201cRobot Olympics\u201d in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist pic.twitter.com\/WEHdYCiPlOAugust 20, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/figure>\n

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As the WHRG organizers explain on its website<\/a>, its 50 events are divided into competition events and scenario-based events. The latter scores robots on their ability to perform tasks in specific settings, like retail, food and beverage service, with robots that complete those tasks fully autonomously earning a higher score than those being controlled remotely.<\/p>\n

Competition events, meanwhile, are a selection of more traditional pseudo-athletic contests, where the humanoid robots autonomously compete in familiar, olympic-style events like long jump, gymnastics\u2014and track races.<\/p>\n

The recorded robotic carnage in question purportedly emerged from a “training session” for one of the WHRG’s track events. By the time the video starts, the lone robotic runner on the track is already at a dead sprint, its rubberized feet loudly clomping as it pumps its flailing limbs with a furious, almost juvenile intensity\u2014an intensity so singular that the robot makes no attempt to change its course before it charges directly into a safety barrier, its head colliding with an echoing thud.<\/p>\n

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