{"id":1622860,"date":"2026-07-03T00:35:24","date_gmt":"2026-07-03T00:35:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wCTDH8cVrSKFVXd3RTSZv3"},"modified":"2026-07-03T00:35:24","modified_gmt":"2026-07-03T00:35:24","slug":"the-internet-is-agog-at-captain-americas-hog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/the-internet-is-agog-at-captain-americas-hog\/","title":{"rendered":"The internet is agog at Captain America’s hog"},"content":{"rendered":"
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We’ve gotten a good eyeful of the new Captain America swimsuit skin coming to Marvel Rivals<\/a>, and I’m going to stop things briefly right here for a quick content warning: If you don’t want to be looking at what PC Gamer’s Chris Livingston described as “a new source of vibranium,” avert your gaze now, because this thing is huge and I honestly don’t know how it got into the game.<\/p>\n

You were warned.<\/p>\n

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Did you see it? <\/p>\n

Here, let’s zoom in a bit.<\/p>\n

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That’s right, Cap has an absolutely massive <\/em>hog. <\/p>\n

Not only that, but, well, it has jiggle physics. <\/p>\n

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Nevermind this LOOK AT THIS???? ITS MOVING?!?! pic.twitter.com\/IAbeUfu5niJuly 2, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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That in itself is nothing new in videogames, but applied to this <\/em>instead of those?<\/em><\/a> I feel like we’ve entered a new era. Yes, Larian did it first<\/a>, (actually, Conan Exiles did it first<\/a>, and holy cow am I learning way more about videogame wangs that I expected to today) but given everything else<\/a> Larian did in Baldur’s Gate 3 I feel almost like thatt doesn’t count. But dong jiggle physics in a mainstream superhero fighting game? That’s something else entirely.<\/p>\n

At first I thought maybe someone was just having a little fun with Photoshop or some animation software, but this flagpole is swinging everywhere. Little Cap isn’t quite so pronounced in this video shared by the official Marvel Rivals X account but it’s definitely there, and yeah, you can see it move too.<\/p>\n

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The First Avenger is the first to the fun! \ud83c\udfd6\ufe0f”The beach crew voted Captain America should man the grill, just like the red, white, and blue-blooded specimen of American masculinity people believe he is. Unfortunately, his skills on the grill were not nearly as calculated as his\u2026 pic.twitter.com\/B3tRSt9QjMJuly 1, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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‘<\/em>The First Avenger’ is a whole lot more definitely there<\/em> in this clip shared by dejuna1 on YouTube.<\/p>\n

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