{"id":1554345,"date":"2026-04-16T11:56:54","date_gmt":"2026-04-16T11:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/HvKFcUSpb3csdZjqScezpc"},"modified":"2026-04-16T11:56:54","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T11:56:54","slug":"pulsar-actually-sold-its-500-gram-april-fools-day-joke-gaming-mouse-and-despite-looking-extremely-sluggish-its-really-not-that-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/pulsar-actually-sold-its-500-gram-april-fools-day-joke-gaming-mouse-and-despite-looking-extremely-sluggish-its-really-not-that-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Pulsar actually sold its 500-gram April Fools&#8217; Day joke gaming mouse, and despite looking &#8216;extremely sluggish&#8217;, it&#8217;s &#8216;really not that bad&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<article>\n<div class=\"youtube-video\" data-nosnippet >\n<div class=\"video-aspect-box\"><iframe data-lazy-priority=\"high\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/UMrN625L23o\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>With competitive gaming mice becoming ever more featherweight, you&#8217;d think it would be foolish to do the opposite. But Pulsar not only decided to make a heavy mouse, but one that comes in at 500 g. The catch is that the SuperHeavy is an April Fool&#8217;s Day joke, and 20 were made available to the public. YouTuber <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UMrN625L23o\" target=\"_blank\">Boardzy<\/a> got their hands on one, and apparently, it&#8217;s &#8220;really not that bad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mouse in question is a spin on the Pulsar Susanto-X, which is a black and pink mouse made in collaboration with pro players Keven &#8220;Xccurate&#8221; Susanto and Jason &#8220;fOrsaken&#8221; Susanto. Boardzy says it &#8220;looks obviously extremely sluggish&#8221;, but, despite that, &#8220;it&#8217;s able to be used&#8221;. High praise indeed. <\/p>\n<p>Boardzy&#8217;s unit comes in at 485 g (though they reckon their scale could be the issue), and their unit&#8217;s wireless mode doesn&#8217;t work. However, their model did come with the standard Susanto-X mouse alongside it. <\/p>\n<div style=\"min-height: 250px;\">\n<div class=\"kwizly-quiz kwizly-W099kO\"><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p> <script src=\"https:\/\/kwizly.com\/embed\/W099kO.js\" async><\/script><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering how Pulsar managed to make a gaming mouse this heavy, it simply stuck a big brass weight inside the mouse and shipped it off. Boardzy says, &#8220;It is pretty incredible how dense this is. It really could be used as a brute force training method&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>They continue, &#8220;If you&#8217;re used to a 30 g mouse, just go on this for a day or two and then anything in the 60-70 g range will feel light as air. &#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Boardzy even claims that the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/hardware\/gaming-mice\/razer-viper-v4-pro-review\/\" target=\"_blank\">Razer Viper V4 Pro<\/a> feels hollow when they go back to it. They do say, though, &#8220;When I take my hand off it when I was testing it, my wrist would crack, but it was really like the meat of my thumb. I would feel this strain.&#8221; They argue that if you are playing games that require lots of movement all day, &#8220;you could seriously wind up hurting your wrist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure inline-layout\" data-bordeaux-image-check >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:1920px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rA58CJZ55897okiKXK4SJC\" name=\"500 GRAM GAMING MOUSE! Pulsar CRAZYHEAVY (shocking) 0-15 screenshot\" alt=\"A screenshot from Boardzy's youtube video on the Pulsar CrazyHeavy gaming mouse, demonstrating that it is 485 grams\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/pulsar-actually-sold-its-500-gram-april-fools-day-joke-gaming-mouse-and-despite-looking-extremely-sluggish-its-really-not-that-bad.png\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" class=\"inline\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption itemprop=\"caption description\" class=\" inline-layout\"><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"copyrightHolder\">(Image credit: Boardzy)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The CrazyHeavy has some pretty good specs on paper. With an XS01 sensor, it&#8217;s got a DPI of up to 32,000 and has a 750 IPS tracking speed. It also gets up to an 8,000 Hz polling rate. If you were strong enough, you could technically play competitive games with the CrazyHeavy. <\/p>\n<p>After saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m likely never going to use this again, but it will make a good paper weight&#8221;, Boardz says, &#8220;It&#8217;s just like not a good mouse, but it is crazy.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I suppose the name is rather fitting then.<\/p>\n<\/article>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/hardware\/gaming-mice\/pulsar-actually-sold-its-500-gram-april-fools-day-joke-gaming-mouse-and-despite-looking-extremely-sluggish-its-really-not-that-bad\/\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With competitive gaming mice becoming ever more featherweight, you&#8217;d think it would be foolish to do the opposite. But Pulsar not only decided to make a heavy mouse, but one that comes in at 500 g. The catch is that the SuperHeavy is an April Fool&#8217;s Day joke, and 20 were made available to the public. YouTuber Boardzy got their hands on one, and apparently, it&#8217;s &#8220;really not that bad.&#8221; The mouse in question is a spin on the Pulsar Susanto-X, which is a black and pink mouse made in collaboration with pro players Keven &#8220;Xccurate&#8221; Susanto and Jason &#8220;fOrsaken&#8221; Susanto. Boardzy says it &#8220;looks obviously extremely sluggish&#8221;, but, despite that, &#8220;it&#8217;s able to be used&#8221;. High praise indeed. 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