{"id":1531486,"date":"2026-03-20T12:41:52","date_gmt":"2026-03-20T12:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/URXJPmcAeUfrWW4iptiGv7"},"modified":"2026-03-20T12:41:52","modified_gmt":"2026-03-20T12:41:52","slug":"crimson-deserts-bafflingly-convoluted-controls-are-already-frustrating-players-thats-basic-fcking-video-game-functionality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/crimson-deserts-bafflingly-convoluted-controls-are-already-frustrating-players-thats-basic-fcking-video-game-functionality\/","title":{"rendered":"Crimson Desert&#8217;s bafflingly convoluted controls are already frustrating players: &#8216;That\u2019s basic f*cking video game functionality&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<article>\n<p>These days, it&#8217;s rare to come across a game that feels bad to play. We&#8217;ve reached a point where you can hop into a new game in any established genre and largely be off on your merry way. But then I played <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-desert-guide\/\" target=\"_blank\">Crimson Desert<\/a>, which sees you fumbling across the keyboard trying to remember the correct combo just to use a fishing rod, open menus, or lock on to an enemy. As our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-desert-review\/\" target=\"_blank\">reviewer<\/a> Mollie Taylor said yesterday, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-desert-controls\/\" target=\"_blank\">do yourself a favour and just use a controller<\/a>. It&#8217;s still got issues, but it&#8217;s miles better.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully it&#8217;s not just me suddenly forgetting how to play games at the ripe old age of 25. In fact, the game&#8217;s controls are one of the biggest issues I&#8217;ve seen players having so far online. In a post by the ironically named PressureCalm on the game&#8217;s Reddit, they declare, &#8220;Whoever made these controls needs to be fired. Such a good and promising game was completely ruined by some of the worst controls and movement in modern gaming. &#8221; <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/CrimsonDesert\/comments\/1ryj064\/whoever_made_these_controls_needs_to_be_fired\">Whoever made these controls needs to be fired<\/a> from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/CrimsonDesert\">r\/CrimsonDesert<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>While I consider that a bit drastic, I understand the frustration. Kliff is a burly bloke, sure, but he doesn&#8217;t need to control like a tank, making simple tasks like talking to an NPC or picking up items off the ground a whole ordeal. That&#8217;s not helped by the fact that you need to hold the button down for what feels like forever before Kliff will grab even one item. &#8220;I shouldn&#8217;t need to spend 12 seconds picking up a handful of potatoes,&#8221; another commenter writes, and I couldn&#8217;t agree more.<\/p>\n<p>A common issue I keep running into is jumping up and down when trying to collect ore I&#8217;ve just mined that&#8217;s slid down a mountain. Why? Because the jump button is the same as the one to grab items and interact with people.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-card\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/CrimsonDesert\/comments\/1ryimgc\/fuckkkkkkkkkkk_these_controls\">Fuckkkkkkkkkkk these controls<\/a> from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/CrimsonDesert\">r\/CrimsonDesert<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/embed.redditmedia.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>In another thread, a player calls Crimson Desert &#8220;the big father of [The Legend of Zelda] Skyward Sword on steroids and with 600ms latency,&#8221; and yeah, that&#8217;s exactly what it feels like.<\/p>\n<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if you could rebind actions\u2014&#8221;that\u2019s basic fucking video game functionality,&#8221; one commenter points out in the original thread. I&#8217;d remap sprint and crouch in a heartbeat. Well, I would if you didn&#8217;t have to awkwardly spam the sprint button like it&#8217;s GTA.<\/p>\n<p>While exploring the massive map and solving puzzles is by far the most fun you&#8217;ll have in Crimson Desert, the incredibly janky controls and movement certainly put a damper on it. I can only hope that Pearl Abyss gives the controls a complete overhaul, but maybe that&#8217;s a tad optimistic.<\/p>\n<div class=\"product\"><a data-dimension112=\"46b67b0e-3c61-4303-88c3-77f3149e4b55\" data-action=\"Deal Block\" data-label=\"Crimson Desert characters\" data-dimension48=\"Crimson Desert characters\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure \" >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:1440px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:100.00%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"GW8zpPLQM7BLz8EojubqoZ\" name=\"crimson-desert-boxout-1\" caption=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/crimson-deserts-bafflingly-convoluted-controls-are-already-frustrating-players-thats-basic-fcking-video-game-functionality.jpg\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1440\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" credit=\"\" class=\"\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-desert-characters-unlock\" target=\"_blank\" data-dimension112=\"46b67b0e-3c61-4303-88c3-77f3149e4b55\" data-action=\"Deal Block\" data-label=\"Crimson Desert characters\" data-dimension48=\"Crimson Desert characters\" data-dimension25=\"\"><strong>Crimson Desert characters<\/strong>:<\/a> Unlock each<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-desert-abyss-artifacts\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Crimson Desert Abyss Artifacts<\/strong><\/a>: Level up<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-desert-respec-faded-abyss-artifacts\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Crimson Desert respec<\/strong><\/a>: Swap your skills<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-desert-steal-items\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>How to steal in Crimson Desert<\/strong><\/a>: Pilfer some loot<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-desert-key-locations\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>How to find keys in Crimson Desert<\/strong><\/a>: Open doors<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-desert-fast-travel-mysterious-energy-abyss-nexus\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>How to fast travel in Crimson Desert<\/strong><\/a>: Going places<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/action\/crimson-deserts-bafflingly-convoluted-controls-are-already-frustrating-players-thats-basic-f-cking-video-game-functionality\/\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These days, it&#8217;s rare to come across a game that feels bad to play. We&#8217;ve reached a point where you can hop into a new game in any established genre and largely be off on your merry way. But then I played Crimson Desert, which sees you fumbling across the keyboard trying to remember the correct combo just to use a fishing rod, open menus, or lock on to an enemy. As our reviewer Mollie Taylor said yesterday, do yourself a favour and just use a controller. It&#8217;s still got issues, but it&#8217;s miles better. Thankfully it&#8217;s not just me suddenly forgetting how to play games at the ripe old age of 25. In fact, the game&#8217;s controls are one of the biggest issues I&#8217;ve&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"excerpt-more\"><a class=\"blog-excerpt button\" href=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/crimson-deserts-bafflingly-convoluted-controls-are-already-frustrating-players-thats-basic-fcking-video-game-functionality\/\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1531487,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[336],"tags":[23,748],"class_list":["post-1531486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pc-gamer","tag-action","tag-games"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Crimson Desert&#039;s bafflingly convoluted controls are already frustrating players: &#039;That\u2019s basic f*cking video game functionality&#039; | Arcader News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"These days, it&#039;s rare to come across a game that feels bad to play. 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