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How excited are you for Grand Theft Auto 6<\/a>? Pretty excited? Oh yeah, well, prove it\u2014move to Norway and have a child. What, you don’t want to? I knew you were chicken. I knew <\/em>you didn’t have what it takes.<\/p>\n

In case you’re wondering whether I have gone fully mad, the answer is ‘only slightly’. This is an actual deal that retailer Komplett<\/a>, a Scandinavian gaming and PC store, is offering on its Instagram<\/a> (thanks, Metro<\/a>).<\/p>\n

The video’s text roughly translates to: “Life hack: Lie together today, get GTA 6 free from us in 9 months”. In case you thought it was a bit, the description clarifies: “This is actually not [a joke], GTA 6 is released in 9 months, and if you have a baby on the launch date, we’ll give you the game for free.”<\/p>\n

So, let’s do the maths. The average pregnancy lasts for nine months. Assuming you want to obtain the best chances of getting a free GTA 6 copy from Komplett, that means you’ll want to conceive your future child (who will presumably need therapy once you explain the circumstances of their birth to them) on February 19.<\/p>\n

That gives you six days. Six days to meet someone, agree to have a child with them, move to Norway if you don’t live there already (statistically-speaking you don’t, the country has a population that’s equal to half an Oblivion Remastered player base<\/a>), and then cross your fingers really hard for nine months after one wild night of savings-induced lovemaking.<\/p>\n

Or, y’know. Take care of the bearer of your child\u2014or yourself, depending on what equipment you’ve got.<\/p>\n

I will, however, say that while Komplett’s promise is seemingly entirely earnest, you should not under any circumstances have a child for the sole purposes of getting a free copy of GTA 6. There’s the ethical concerns, true, but it’s also just a really bad deal, even in Norway, which has robust social services, including a “barnehage” system that provides a subsidised and affordable kindergarten.<\/p>\n

I couldn’t find the exact costs for Norway, but here in the UK, the estimated cost of raising a child to the ripe old age of 18 is estimated to be<\/a> around \u00a3250,000 – \u00a3300,000. We don’t know how much GTA 6 costs yet<\/a>, but assuming the rumours of an $80 (approximately \u00a358) price tag are true, that means having a child to get a free copy of GTA 6 is around 5,172 times more expensive than just buying the damn thing.<\/p>\n

Also, like. The chances are you’re not exactly going to land on the day. Please don’t attempt this\u2014but if by any chance you happen to be Norwegian AND the proud owner of a newborn child, I am sure your significant other won’t mind a quick trip away from the fragile, precious life you’ve brought into the world to pop to Komplett and cash in your good fortune.<\/p>\n

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How excited are you for Grand Theft Auto 6? Pretty excited? Oh yeah, well, prove it\u2014move to Norway and have a child. What, you don’t want to? I knew you were chicken. I knew you didn’t have what it takes. In case you’re wondering whether I have gone fully mad, the answer is ‘only slightly’. This is an actual deal that retailer Komplett, a Scandinavian gaming and PC store, is offering on its Instagram (thanks, Metro). The video’s text roughly translates to: “Life hack: Lie together today, get GTA 6 free from us in 9 months”. In case you thought it was a bit, the description clarifies: “This is actually not [a joke], GTA 6 is released in 9 months, and if you have a…<\/p>\n

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