{"id":1488586,"date":"2026-02-06T21:16:12","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T21:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/PMgpXeCX6XtHbr3nBobM8R"},"modified":"2026-02-06T21:16:12","modified_gmt":"2026-02-06T21:16:12","slug":"what-if-instead-of-agent-47-you-were-just-some-doofus-who-accidentally-killed-a-guy-in-a-hotel-room-dispose-of-the-evidence-in-this-physics-based-stealth-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/what-if-instead-of-agent-47-you-were-just-some-doofus-who-accidentally-killed-a-guy-in-a-hotel-room-dispose-of-the-evidence-in-this-physics-based-stealth-game\/","title":{"rendered":"What if instead of Agent 47 you were just some doofus who &#8216;accidentally&#8217; killed a guy in a hotel room? Dispose of the evidence in this physics-based stealth game"},"content":{"rendered":"<article>\n<p>Look, you&#8217;re no Agent 47. You&#8217;re not an expert in stealth, assassination, and the disposal of corpses. You&#8217;re just a normal person in a regular hotel room who has accidentally, or maybe &#8220;accidentally,&#8221; murked some dude. And now you and your friends need to get rid of the evidence.<\/p>\n<p>In physics-stealth game <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/4258290\/We_Are_So_Cooked\/\">We Are So Cooked<\/a>, you and your pals are in a bit of trouble. Accident or not, a dead body in a hotel room is difficult to explain, so you&#8217;ve got to haul it out of there. Problem is, bodies aren&#8217;t easy to carry: they&#8217;re heavy, floppy, and have been known to leave a trail of blood behind them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully\u2014if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you\u2019re going to drop him down the stairs,&#8221; developer Dwarven Brother says. &#8220;The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases, and slides off laundry carts. Every step is a potential disaster.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Plus, this is a hotel. Waddle past the elevator with the corpse at the wrong time, and the doors may open, revealing your crime to a bunch of witnesses who will scream. Drag the guy down the wrong hallway and you&#8217;ll be spotted by surveillance cameras. And those guys with guns dressed in black suits? They&#8217;re security guards. Some have dogs that can smell a corpse you may have hurriedly stuffed into a laundry cart a moment ago. You should probably avoid them.<\/p>\n<p>Improvisation is your only weapon. &#8220;Turn the environment into your toolkit. Find a wheelchair to roll the body past reception. Use a mop to clean up blood trails. Throw a Squeaky Toy to distract a guard,&#8221; the developer says.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure inline-layout\" data-bordeaux-image-check >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:1920px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"btRvhP8zbweJmkvS3oeKpK\" name=\"hotel2\" alt=\"People getting caught trying to remove a dead body from a hotel\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/what-if-instead-of-agent-47-you-were-just-some-doofus-who-accidentally-killed-a-guy-in-a-hotel-room-dispose-of-the-evidence-in-this-physics-based-stealth-game.jpg\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" class=\"inline\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption itemprop=\"caption description\" class=\" inline-layout\"><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"copyrightHolder\">(Image credit: Dwarven Brothers)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>You can&#8217;t manage all that yourself, however. &#8220;You can hold an item, OR you can drag the body. You can\u2019t do both. You\u2019ll have to scream at your friends to open doors for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sounds like a fun, goofy, stealth comedy to me, one that&#8217;s definitely better with friends, though it can be played solo as well. There&#8217;s no release date, or even a trailer that I can find, but there are a few amusing gifs that show the game in action on <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/4258290\/We_Are_So_Cooked\/\">its Steam page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"product\"><a data-dimension112=\"13242cb5-4457-46c7-8e9e-c8ba0c202fd9\" data-action=\"Deal Block\" data-label=\"2026 games\" data-dimension48=\"2026 games\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure \" >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:661px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:98.94%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"6offQUY4CXebir2TC27dMd\" name=\"kingdom come 2 square\" caption=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/what-if-instead-of-agent-47-you-were-just-some-doofus-who-accidentally-killed-a-guy-in-a-hotel-room-dispose-of-the-evidence-in-this-physics-based-stealth-game-1.jpg\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"\" width=\"661\" height=\"654\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" credit=\"\" class=\"\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/new-pc-games-2026\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-dimension112=\"13242cb5-4457-46c7-8e9e-c8ba0c202fd9\" data-action=\"Deal Block\" data-label=\"2026 games\" data-dimension48=\"2026 games\" data-dimension25=\"\"><strong>2026 games<\/strong><\/a>: All the upcoming games<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/the-best-pc-games\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Best PC games<\/strong><\/a>: Our all-time favorites<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/the-50-best-free-pc-games\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Free PC games<\/strong><\/a>: Freebie fest<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/best-fps-games\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Best FPS games<\/strong><\/a>: Finest gunplay<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/best-rpgs-of-all-time\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Best RPGs<\/strong><\/a>: Grand adventures<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/the-best-co-op-games\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Best co-op games<\/strong><\/a>: Better together<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/what-if-instead-of-agent-47-you-were-just-some-doofus-who-accidentally-killed-a-guy-in-a-hotel-room-dispose-of-the-evidence-in-this-physics-based-stealth-game\/\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, you&#8217;re no Agent 47. You&#8217;re not an expert in stealth, assassination, and the disposal of corpses. You&#8217;re just a normal person in a regular hotel room who has accidentally, or maybe &#8220;accidentally,&#8221; murked some dude. And now you and your friends need to get rid of the evidence. In physics-stealth game We Are So Cooked, you and your pals are in a bit of trouble. Accident or not, a dead body in a hotel room is difficult to explain, so you&#8217;ve got to haul it out of there. Problem is, bodies aren&#8217;t easy to carry: they&#8217;re heavy, floppy, and have been known to leave a trail of blood behind them. &#8220;Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully\u2014if you pull left and&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"excerpt-more\"><a class=\"blog-excerpt button\" href=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/what-if-instead-of-agent-47-you-were-just-some-doofus-who-accidentally-killed-a-guy-in-a-hotel-room-dispose-of-the-evidence-in-this-physics-based-stealth-game\/\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1488587,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[336],"tags":[748],"class_list":["post-1488586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pc-gamer","tag-games"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>What if instead of Agent 47 you were just some doofus who &#039;accidentally&#039; killed a guy in a hotel room? 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