{"id":1306524,"date":"2026-04-12T18:34:16","date_gmt":"2026-04-12T18:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/qQPB5WGEdUqmMLyhVHwa53"},"modified":"2026-04-12T18:34:16","modified_gmt":"2026-04-12T18:34:16","slug":"i-tried-to-save-the-ussr-in-1985-with-a-hip-gen-z-leader-and-all-i-got-for-my-trouble-was-a-drunk-population-and-total-national-bankruptcy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/i-tried-to-save-the-ussr-in-1985-with-a-hip-gen-z-leader-and-all-i-got-for-my-trouble-was-a-drunk-population-and-total-national-bankruptcy\/","title":{"rendered":"I tried to save the USSR in 1985 with a hip Gen Z leader and all I got for my trouble was a drunk population and total national bankruptcy"},"content":{"rendered":"<article>\n<p>I am, as is well-known, an absolute sicko for any videogame that lets me conjure up some fabulous alternate history. Crusader Kings: what if Novgorod conquered Muscovy? Europa Universalis: what if Ethiopia became the beating, imperial heart of the world economy? Hearts of Iron 4: what if any of WW2&#8217;s key players were replaced by someone only loosely aware of what a tank is (I am not good at Hearts of Iron 4)?<\/p>\n<p>But the king of the alt-history genre isn&#8217;t Paradox. Not for me, anyway. It&#8217;s the ramshackle assortment of socialism sims made by <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/nostal.games\/EN\/index.html\">Nostalgames<\/a>, whose main stock-in-trade is political sims that put you in charge of historical communist states\u2014the USSR, China, the DDR, and so on\u2014at moments of crisis. Of which there were many.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure inline-layout\" data-bordeaux-image-check >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:2560px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"6WVwetetyb3uyorTUh9BRg\" name=\"20250829155559_1\" alt=\"A Cold War map of the world, showing the USSR's relations with China.\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/i-tried-to-save-the-ussr-in-1985-with-a-hip-gen-z-leader-and-all-i-got-for-my-trouble-was-a-drunk-population-and-total-national-bankruptcy.jpg\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"1\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1440\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" class=\"expandable\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption itemprop=\"caption description\" class=\" inline-layout\"><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"copyrightHolder\">(Image credit: Nostalgames)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;ve actually written one of those before\u2014<a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/sim\/china-maos-legacy-is-like-an-absurdly-specific-paradox-game-on-a-tight-budget-and-also-one-of-the-best-sims-ive-ever-played\/\">China: Mao&#8217;s Legacy<\/a>, where I attempted to go full Gang of Four on China in the period immediately following Mao Zedong&#8217;s death, only to get put on trial for my trouble. I love these games, but I wasn&#8217;t kidding about them being ramshackle. They&#8217;re creaky, ungainly things. The UI is ugly, the mechanics are badly explained, and the English is lacking. Actually, it&#8217;s downright incomprehensible at times.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why I got <em>very<\/em> excited when I realised there was a new one and it looked a lot slicker than any of Nostalgames&#8217; previous efforts in the genre. <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/1922740\/Crisis_in_the_Kremlin_The_Cold_War\/\" target=\"_blank\">Crisis In The Kremlin: The Cold War<\/a> feels more remake than sequel, which is only appropriate, since 2017&#8217;s Crisis In The Kremlin (also by Nostalgames) was itself a remake of an old &#8217;90s Microprose game of the same name. Everything is much the same: pick a leader in 1985, decide a goal, off you go. But now, the UI is a bit nicer and the English is much better.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I decided what the Soviet Union of 1985 needed was a hip, Gen Z leader to unite everyone.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure inline-layout\" data-bordeaux-image-check >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:2560px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"5tNjfGncnFvLDBLAz34wQg\" name=\"20250829162208_1\" alt=\"A newspaper declares Cool Greg's ascension to leadership.\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/i-tried-to-save-the-ussr-in-1985-with-a-hip-gen-z-leader-and-all-i-got-for-my-trouble-was-a-drunk-population-and-total-national-bankruptcy-1.jpg\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"1\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1440\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" class=\"expandable\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption itemprop=\"caption description\" class=\" inline-layout\"><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"copyrightHolder\">(Image credit: Nostalgames)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2 id=\"unbreakable-union-of-freeborn-republics-6\">Unbreakable union of freeborn republics<\/h2>\n<p>Not <em>literally<\/em> Gen Z, mind you. For one thing, the USSR didn&#8217;t survive long enough to experience TikTok. But in spirit, I wanted to embody all the radicalism that I&#8217;d embodied with my Mao&#8217;s Legacy character in a new, Soviet context, and I didn&#8217;t just want to go turbo-Stalin again.<\/p>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Anyway, I decided what the Soviet Union of 1985 needed was a hip, Gen Z leader to unite everyone.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>That in mind, I toddled over to the game&#8217;s new create-a-<a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vozhd\">vozhd<\/a> tool (the game doesn&#8217;t call it that, but it should) and created a 35-year-old woman named Cool Greg*. Cool Greg was unanimously selected by the Central Committee to serve as the USSR&#8217;s paramount leader. She was also an alcoholic party intriguer. She contained multitudes, our Cool Greg.<\/p>\n<p>My goal, really, was to see if nu-Crisis In The Kremlin had a sufficient level of polish that I could now recommend it without caveats. Even I, who played a fair chunk of the old game, sometimes struggled to navigate it.<\/p>\n<p>The answer is, frankly, yes. Everything is entirely legible now, and Cool Greg&#8217;s programme of aggressive reform got off to a very good start. I thought the most Gen Z thing I could do would be to get everyone an iPad, so I immediately set our national research to focus on the cyberneticisation of the planned economy. I also waged war on the fuddy-duddy factions that congealed in the Central Committee like black mould: out with the conservatives and moderates. In with the liberal democrats and neo-Stalinists.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure inline-layout\" data-bordeaux-image-check >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:2560px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"KPy4N3sv9FedAjnevtkoQg\" name=\"20250829163013_1\" alt=\"Adopting a policy.\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/i-tried-to-save-the-ussr-in-1985-with-a-hip-gen-z-leader-and-all-i-got-for-my-trouble-was-a-drunk-population-and-total-national-bankruptcy-2.jpg\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"1\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1440\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" class=\"expandable\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption itemprop=\"caption description\" class=\" inline-layout\"><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"copyrightHolder\">(Image credit: Nostalgames)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This was rather like trying to base my power on dogs and cats simultaneously, but it went pretty well for a while there. Crisis In The Kremlin is heavily event-driven, a bit like a Paradox game. You can dip into different screens to make decisions and take votes, but for the most part, you&#8217;re accelerating through the years and waiting for the game to throw <em>circumstances<\/em> at you. One of the earliest is choosing your right-hand man, a later one concerns your response to America&#8217;s SDI program, others make you pick a side in the Iran-Iraq War, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>I did not <em>intentionally<\/em> try to blow it. I wanted to pick fun extremes, sure\u2014a lot of events will give you some namby-pamby third-way option that doesn&#8217;t change much of anything\u2014but if I noticed my funds were in the red or that the world was teetering eerily close to nuclear war, I tried to push things the other way.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure inline-layout\" data-bordeaux-image-check >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:2560px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"b27H8w9vnGuuGMKvKymXQg\" name=\"20250829163113_1\" alt=\"Choosing a doctrine on trade unions.\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/i-tried-to-save-the-ussr-in-1985-with-a-hip-gen-z-leader-and-all-i-got-for-my-trouble-was-a-drunk-population-and-total-national-bankruptcy-3.jpg\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"1\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1440\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" class=\"expandable\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption itemprop=\"caption description\" class=\" inline-layout\"><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"copyrightHolder\">(Image credit: Nostalgames)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Alas, the constant veering between two polar extremes of Soviet internal and foreign policy did not, somehow, result in an ironclad domestic stability. Washington didn&#8217;t know what to expect: one day I&#8217;d call up all fire and brimstone, the next I&#8217;d be unilaterally abolishing half my nuclear arsenal. I veered between supporting Iraq and Iran and alternated between supreme thriftiness and &#8216;turn on the money hose&#8217;-level spending. About the only firm policy I committed and stuck to was dramatically increasing the national supply of cheap vodka. This did not help.<\/p>\n<p>By the end of 1986, the USA was one DEFCON rank away from worldwide nuclear war, and the Soviet coffers were bare. Also, everyone was trashed. I was unceremoniously deposed from power and probably replaced by world-famous Pizza Hut spokesperson <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/gaming-gorbachevs-ranked\/\">Mikhail Gorbachev<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Mine was not a glorious reign, but unlike in every prior Nostalgames&#8217; title, I knew what every decision I made meant as I was making it. For an alt-history sicko like me, that&#8217;s absolutely enormous news.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"van-image-figure inline-layout\" data-bordeaux-image-check >\n<div class='image-full-width-wrapper'>\n<div class='image-widthsetter' style=\"max-width:2560px;\">\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"na5EbrYKD6PCTn4Kh53uQg\" name=\"20250829162330_1\" alt=\"Choosing a decision, viewing the repercussions.\" src=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/i-tried-to-save-the-ussr-in-1985-with-a-hip-gen-z-leader-and-all-i-got-for-my-trouble-was-a-drunk-population-and-total-national-bankruptcy-4.jpg\" mos=\"\" align=\"middle\" fullscreen=\"1\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1440\" attribution=\"\" endorsement=\"\" class=\"expandable\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption itemprop=\"caption description\" class=\" inline-layout\"><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"copyrightHolder\">(Image credit: Nostalgames)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>*I Googled this name while writing to make sure I hadn&#8217;t accidentally named my character after some kind of famous online racist, and learnt there&#8217;s apparently a Kinda Funny person that goes by this name. Any resemblances between Kinda Funny&#8217;s Cool Greg and the 35-year-old female leader of the Soviet Union in 1985 are unintentional.<\/p>\n<\/article>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/games\/sim\/i-tried-to-save-the-ussr-in-1985-with-a-hip-gen-z-leader-and-all-i-got-for-my-trouble-was-a-drunk-population-and-total-national-bankruptcy\/\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am, as is well-known, an absolute sicko for any videogame that lets me conjure up some fabulous alternate history. Crusader Kings: what if Novgorod conquered Muscovy? Europa Universalis: what if Ethiopia became the beating, imperial heart of the world economy? Hearts of Iron 4: what if any of WW2&#8217;s key players were replaced by someone only loosely aware of what a tank is (I am not good at Hearts of Iron 4)? But the king of the alt-history genre isn&#8217;t Paradox. Not for me, anyway. It&#8217;s the ramshackle assortment of socialism sims made by Nostalgames, whose main stock-in-trade is political sims that put you in charge of historical communist states\u2014the USSR, China, the DDR, and so on\u2014at moments of crisis. Of which there were&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"excerpt-more\"><a class=\"blog-excerpt button\" href=\"https:\/\/arcader.org\/news\/i-tried-to-save-the-ussr-in-1985-with-a-hip-gen-z-leader-and-all-i-got-for-my-trouble-was-a-drunk-population-and-total-national-bankruptcy\/\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1306525,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[336],"tags":[748,763],"class_list":["post-1306524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pc-gamer","tag-games","tag-sim"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>I tried to save the USSR in 1985 with a hip Gen Z leader and all I got for my trouble was a drunk population and total national bankruptcy | Arcader News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I am, as is well-known, an absolute sicko for any videogame that lets me conjure up some fabulous alternate history. 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